Where's the blogstress?
Your negligent cybertrix, lost in tawdry work of Operation Regime Change (compounded by a crisis in romance), knows she has left her devoted public bereft in her unexplained absence from the blogosphere.
Alas, she has now acquired some manner of stomach flu or synonymous ick, and finds herself too retchedly wretched to commit witicism. Please, dear reader, bear with. You know she'll be back.