Wednesday, December 06, 2006

The monster liberal


From the fabulous Frankie G. (your blogstress's partner in musical crimes), a.k.a. Frank Gilligan of Beltway Sewer Productions, comes word of this educational item, just in time for your holiday -- oh, pardonez-moi, mes amis, your cybertrix unintentionally there made war on somebody's sacred day -- Christmas, Hanukkah, Eid, Alban Arthuan, Saturnalia, etc. -- giving:

Help! Mom! There are Liberals Under My Bed

By Katharine DeBrecht

This full-color illustrated book is a fun way for parents to teach young children the valuable lessons of conservatism. Written in simple text, readers can follow along with Tommy and Lou as they open a lemonade stand to earn money for a swing set. But when liberals start demanding that Tommy and Lou pay half their money in taxes, take down their picture of Jesus, and serve broccoli with every glass of lemonade, the young brothers experience the downside to living in Liberaland.

Reading Level: Ages 4-8
Hardcover, 54 pages. Full-color illustrations.
No, mes filles et garcons, this is not a joke (although your blogstress admits that it is pretty funny -- in a very scary sort of a way). As Frank writes: "Until our side plays like this, nothing will be accomplished."

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