Zoom, Zoom!


"He's gonna be at Daytona," said my car-crazy dad with a smirk, speaking of the president of the United States. "Wonder if he's gonna show up in a crash helmet and a jumpsuit with, you know, all those things--"



"Logos?"



"Yeah--stuck all over it," he laughed, sticking imaginary trademarks on his arms and chest.



"Oh, you mean like Enron? WorldCom?"



"You got it!" he said.



"Global Crossing?"



Oops, I forgot that that one belongs a bit more to the other team.

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