it's your mother
Difficult though this may be to imagine, your blogstress did arrive on earth by the usual means, meaning that she does indeed have a mother.
Much like yours, Maman de la Webwench writes periodically with family news--a baby born, somebody graduated, don't forget it's the birthday of somebody whose birthday one should never forget. (Perhaps unlike yours, the mother of your cybertrix has been online since, like, the 1980s, before Al Gore invented the internet.)
As Mother prepares to leave the continent for a spell, voyaging away from the mayhem we call Election Day, she informs your cyberscribe that she has cast her vote (by absentee ballot). "Hope they manage to count it," she writes.
And in her nurturing way, the queen mother of the blogosphere's crown princess adds: "Also, Heidi is 40 today! Her email is XXXX@XXXXX.net (should you be inclined to welcome her to your generation)."
Ouch! Happy Birthday, cuz. And welcome to the world, baby Loralei! Oh, and Ma--this hot flash is for you.
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