Lights on, nobody home

Short of the knock-knock jokes told by a brilliant five-year-old who goes by the handle, Fire Dragon, your cybertrix's favorite form of funny is the ubiquitous light bulb joke.

From our friend Bassman, via the Fabulous Frankie G. (your blogstress's partner in musical crimes), comes this latest shot 'round the internet:

How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?
>
> 1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed
>
> 2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb
> needs to be changed
>
> 3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb
>
> 4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs
>
> 5. One to give a billion dollar, no-bid contract to Halliburton for
> the new light bulb
>
> 6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor,
> standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change
> Accomplished
>
> 7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark
>
> 8. One insider to viciously smear #7
>
> 9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along
>
> 10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference
> between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.